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TREASURES

  They got a bran' new baby

    At Bud Hicks' house, you see.

  You'd think Bud Hicks had somethin'

    The way he talks to me!

  He comes around a-braggin',

    An' when he wouldn't quit

  I said: "What good's a baby?

    You can't hunt fleas on it."

 

  Then Bud turned to me an' told me

    How loud that kid could yell,

  An' lots I can't remember,

    He had so much to tell.

  But I got tired o' hearin'

    An' so I ast him, quick,

  "If you wuz in a-swimmin'

    Could it go get a stick?"

 

  There is no use a-talkin',

    Bud thinks their baby's fine!

  Huh! I'd a whole lot rather

    Jest have a pup like mine.

  I'll bet it's not bald-headed!

    But if Bud doesn't fail

  To let me hear it yellin',

    I'll let him pull Spot's tail.

 

    ANONYMOUS.

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